At the end of the show, Holpin announced that his baby-making days are far from over.

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Ladies, meet Mike Holpin, a 56-year-old unemployed alcoholic from Ebbw Vale, Wales, who doesn't believe in contraception, loves sex, and owns a PlayStation. Have your panties dropped yet? Cool, then you have something in common with the estimated 20 different women with whom he has sired around 40 children (he's not sure about the exact numbers who can never be sure , right?). He hasn't been much of a hands-on dad over the years, and many of his children were taken into the UK's care system as a result. How wet are you? Be honest. tankcontainer
Fellas, would you like to be the dad of multiple children with multiple mothers? It's easy! As Holpin, a former carny, explained on the special 40 Kids with 20 Women , which aired on UK TV this week, "Good-lookin' boys are better, but funny boys: spectacular. Me, I just tell 'em I want sex. 'Fancy tankcontainer a rub?' If they say, 'Fuck off,' then they're not really up for it." tankcontainer You know what to do: Get to rammin'.
The show chronicled Holpin's interaction with some of his estranged children. Here he is reminiscing with 23-year-old Mike Jr. about how he used his kid to pick up women and presumably make more kids ("Nothing nicer than a single fellow with a little baby").
At the end of the show, Holpin announced that his baby-making days are far from over. "In the Bible, God says, 'Go forth and multiply,' so I do what God wants!" The world is his oyster, and it has yet to clamp shut, amputating his dick in the process.